If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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