So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I just found puke in my bra..
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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