talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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