Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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