i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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Sorry my hands just texted you
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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