Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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