ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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