This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My ass is underappreciated
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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