D3 body, D1 cock
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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