I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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