Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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