I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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