dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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