If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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