Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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