From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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