Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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