News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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