How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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He better not be in your backpack
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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