If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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