Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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