I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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