Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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