Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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