It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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