The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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