He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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