I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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