Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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