tell your sister to shave her snatch
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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