apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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