Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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