Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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