the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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