The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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