My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
The ass gains better be worth it
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