i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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