Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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