I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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