I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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