Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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