OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
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do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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