I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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