he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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