This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
So. Much. Porn.
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