I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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