i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Farmville is her only friend.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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