Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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