Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I wish i was in the wii world.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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