im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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