Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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