just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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